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Breaking the News! (9/28/05) "Bush Declares War On Mother Nature", by B. (Air Force One, September 28, 2005) - Spentagon spokesperson Bush unleashed his fury at Mother Nature yesterday during a speech he gave at a military base in Texas, whose name was undisclosed for weather security reasons. Real-Wired SBM News
Breaking the News! (8/6/05) Trans-Multinational Geographic, Inc. has just released a new map of Iraq, Inc. This new map more accurately reflects the advanced stages of US plans to move from Neocolonialism to more direct Colonialism for Iraq, Inc. paving the way for stricter control over and accelerated resource extraction and privatization of the wealth of the Iraqi people by US multi-national corporations. As always, the US recognizes the Iraqi's right to die if they don't agree. Real-Wired SBM News	Click for full map... (165 KB)
Zoom: [Earth] [1] [2] [3] [Iraq] Spentagon IntelWarSat Satellite Image of Earth/Middle East/Iraq (as of 8/8/05 3:00am Baghdad time - 4:00pm PST, 8/7)	Breaking the News! (8/8/05) The newly declassified "Firefight" Spentagon IntelWarSat imagery satellite provides real-time multi-spectrum night-time imagery of War anywhere on Earth. The imagery shows normal light (white) as well as weapons fire, shown in red. The just released high-resolution image at left shows what the Spentagon is really doing in Iraq at night. Due to lack of electricity, the blacked out area is Iraq. Massive amounts of weapons fire can be seen within its borders. Real-Wired SBM News

Saturday, September 6, 2003 - Press Release
"Mrs. Cheney Greets 'Little People' in Mountain View"
Event Date/Time: Saturday, 11:30 am, September 6, 2003

Mrs. Cheney commented to one local resident, "I have taken so much from you, I just wanted to give something back," and she handed them a flyer. "I just love to be with the little people", she said.